T-Shirt — “I Don’t Do Chaos. I Schedule It.” Minimalist Funny Planner Tee
T-Shirt — “I Don’t Do Chaos. I Schedule It.” Minimalist Funny Planner Tee
A clean, lightweight tee that speaks with quiet confidence. The slim, classic crew silhouette carries a minimal, typographic design across the chest: “I DON’T DO CHAOS. I SCHEDULE IT.” Crisp lettering on a soft white canvas creates a subtle, professional look that feels intentional rather than loud. Wear it to busy workdays, planning sessions, or slow weekend mornings when organization feels like self-care. The fabric is smooth and breathable, so the message stays the focus while you move through meetings, lists, and calendars. The simple back keeps the shirt versatile—layer under a blazer for a work-ready edge or pair with jeans for easy, organized energy.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder twill tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed details: crisp chest print with DTF sleeve/neck label options
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean